Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man. Jackie Chan? That mother fucker can't even speak English!

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The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Man! Fuck that frog!

Man! Fuck that frog!

I'm Rick James, bitch.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...