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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

Im rich bitch!

Im rich bitch!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Man! Fuck that frog!

Man! Fuck that frog!