Quotes about Dave Chappelle

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

#Dave Chappelle

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

#Dave Chappelle

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

#Dave Chappelle

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

#Dave Chappelle

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

#Dave Chappelle

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

#Dave Chappelle

Im rich bitch!

#Dave Chappelle

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

#Dave Chappelle

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

#Dave Chappelle

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

#Dave Chappelle

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

#Dave Chappelle

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

#Dave Chappelle