Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Im rich bitch!

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

I'm Rick James, bitch.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.