Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

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Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

Man! Fuck that frog!

Man! Fuck that frog!

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

Im rich bitch!

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...