Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Quote by Dave Chappelle

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Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

I'm Rick James, bitch.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!