Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "Fuck you, nigga. I got kids to feed!"

Quote by Dave Chappelle

Topics: Dave Chappelle Quotes

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Man! Fuck that frog!

Man! Fuck that frog!

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

Im rich bitch!