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No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

Im rich bitch!

Im rich bitch!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Man! Fuck that frog!

Man! Fuck that frog!

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...