Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Quote by Victor Borge

Topics: Self Absorbed Quotes

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...