Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Quote by Victor Borge

Topics: Self Absorbed Quotes

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

Before the reward there must be labor. You plant before you harvest. You sow in...

Before the reward there must be labor. You plant before you harvest. You sow in...

You get what you reward. Be clear about what you want to get and systematically...

You get what you reward. Be clear about what you want to get and systematically...

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.