There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives

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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.