There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives

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I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.