There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives
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The only risk of failure is promotion.
All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
You can change only what people know, not what they do.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.
You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...
The best things in life are silly.
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.