The nicer someone is, the farther away (s) he is from you

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If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

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Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone

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Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position

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Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

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Murphy's Law : Anything good in life is either Illegal, Immoral or Fattening

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