May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Quote by Joey Adams
New Year Quotes
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...