May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Quote by Joey Adams
New Year Quotes
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the...
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
I dont like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a...