Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Quote by Joey Adams

Topics: Joey Adams Quotes

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of...

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of...

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

That sign of old age, extolling the past at the expense of the present.

That sign of old age, extolling the past at the expense of the present.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

I dont like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

I dont like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about...

I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about...