Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
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The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...