If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.