If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...