May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

Quote by Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march...

New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march...

May the Good Lord fulfill you with His promises and bestow on you His many...

May the Good Lord fulfill you with His promises and bestow on you His many...

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each...

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each...

New year, same goal.

New year, same goal.

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The...

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Let us leave behind sadness, regrets and painful moments and have a new start full...

Let us leave behind sadness, regrets and painful moments and have a new start full...