May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
Quote by Joey Adams
New Year Resolutions Quotes
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were...
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you...
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.