May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
Quote by Joey Adams
New Year Resolutions Quotes
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any...
Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any...