May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

Quote by Joey Adams

Topics: New Year Quotes, New Years Day Quotes, New Years Eve Quotes

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance....

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance....

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.