May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

Quote by Joey Adams

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

They looked as if they had trees growing out of them.

They looked as if they had trees growing out of them.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

Lloyd could get down in two from off the earth.

Lloyd could get down in two from off the earth.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.