May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

Quote by Joey Adams

Topics: New Year Quotes, New Years Day Quotes, New Years Eve Quotes

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse