May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

Quote by Joey Adams

Topics: New Year Quotes, New Years Day Quotes, New Years Eve Quotes

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the...

Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the...

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he...

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he...

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.