Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.