Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Quote by Will Rogers

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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense differing from the latter only as...

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense differing from the latter only as...

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.