One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.