One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Quote by Ogden Nash

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.