We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
Quote by Will Rogers
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
Lord, let me live until I die.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile...
There is pain in prohibition