If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Quote by Will Rogers
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
Never miss a chance to shut up
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z,...
â€œThe stupidity of gossipers is that they become frightened when they see your face, and...