Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Quote by Dan Castellaneta
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...
I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...
Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...
English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...
I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...
It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...
It is better to watch things then to do them.
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?
It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.