I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.

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In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

It is better to watch things then to do them.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

They who drink beer will think beer.

They who drink beer will think beer.

And king Ahaz commanded Urijah the priest, saying, Upon the great altar burn the morning...

And king Ahaz commanded Urijah the priest, saying, Upon the great altar burn the morning...

Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle...

Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle...