Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

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Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like...

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like...

Success makes success, like money makes money.

Success makes success, like money makes money.

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish or...

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish or...