I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

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English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

It is better to watch things then to do them.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.