I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

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It is better to watch things then to do them.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God,...

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God,...