Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

#Humor

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

#Women

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

#Women

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

#Parents

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

#Computers

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

#Television

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

#Television

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

#Money

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

#Books, #Computers

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

#Drink

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

#Drink

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

#Drink