The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...
Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...
One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.