Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

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One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is...

There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is...

The only war we ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling...

The only war we ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling...