Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Quote by Dan Castellaneta

Topics: Drinking Quotes, Humor Quotes, Solution Quotes

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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?