Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love

Quote by Dan Castellaneta

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It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and...

There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and...