She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me.
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I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!
Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!
Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...
When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...
Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.
I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!
Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...
I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...
I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...
Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!
Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when i got married, all i got was...
Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.
Halalura Amend and Amend!
Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!
A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...
Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.
The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.
Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...
True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...