All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

Quote by Dan Castellaneta

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English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his...

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his...

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question... wait a...

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question... wait a...

Whomsoever controls the volume of money in any country is absolute master of all industry...

Whomsoever controls the volume of money in any country is absolute master of all industry...