Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Quote by Geraldo Rivera

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I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.