Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Quote by Geraldo Rivera

Topics: Silly Quotes, Work Quotes

I'm tired of getting made fun of.

I'm tired of getting made fun of.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.