Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Quote by Geraldo Rivera

Topics: Silly Quotes, Work Quotes

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.