Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Quote by Geraldo Rivera

Topics: Silly Quotes, Work Quotes

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm tired of getting made fun of.

I'm tired of getting made fun of.

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...