My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier...

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier...