Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Quote by Larry Gelbart

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Most jokes state a bitter truth

Most jokes state a bitter truth

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Television should be our Lyceum, our Chautauqua, our Minsky's and our Camelot.

Television should be our Lyceum, our Chautauqua, our Minsky's and our Camelot.

So by all means let's have a television show quick and long, even if the...

So by all means let's have a television show quick and long, even if the...

He who is created by television can be destroyed by television.

He who is created by television can be destroyed by television.

Television is an instrument which can paralyze this country.

Television is an instrument which can paralyze this country.

I think a newspaper should be provocative, stir 'em up, but you can't do that...

I think a newspaper should be provocative, stir 'em up, but you can't do that...

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything...

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything...

You can always trust the information given to you by people who are crazy; they...

You can always trust the information given to you by people who are crazy; they...

I think it's only in a crisis that Americans see other people. It has to...

I think it's only in a crisis that Americans see other people. It has to...

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

I know you're supposed to set goals for yourself. I see all that motivational stuff...

I know you're supposed to set goals for yourself. I see all that motivational stuff...

What's really important in life? Sitting on a beach? Looking at television eight hours a...

What's really important in life? Sitting on a beach? Looking at television eight hours a...

TV happens. And once it's happened, it's gone. When it's gone, you move on, no...

TV happens. And once it's happened, it's gone. When it's gone, you move on, no...

There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage - at least from over...

There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage - at least from over...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...