Quotes by Larry Gelbart

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

#Jokes

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

#Humor

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

#Television

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

#Larry Gelbart

Most jokes state a bitter truth

#Jokes

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

#Television

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

#Television