A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

Quote by Jerry Dennis

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She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of...

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its...

If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its...

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

Individual character involves honoring and embracing certain core ethical values; honesty, respect, responsibility . ....

Individual character involves honoring and embracing certain core ethical values; honesty, respect, responsibility . ....

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

We tried not to age, but Time had its rage.

We tried not to age, but Time had its rage.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this...

Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this...

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.