Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.

Quote by Jerrod Niemann

Topics: Drinking Quotes, Music Quotes

No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.

No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.

Continue to express your dissent and your needs, but remember to remain civilized, for you...

Continue to express your dissent and your needs, but remember to remain civilized, for you...

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like...

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like...

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon...

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon...

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Who can tell the dancer from the dance?

Who can tell the dancer from the dance?

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate...

Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate...

Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I...

Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I...

Drink to the point of hilarity.

Drink to the point of hilarity.

I fall back on this journal just as some other poor devil takes to drink

I fall back on this journal just as some other poor devil takes to drink

A drink is shorter than a tale

A drink is shorter than a tale

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

The Church knew what the psalmist knew: Music praises God. Music is well or better...

The Church knew what the psalmist knew: Music praises God. Music is well or better...

I don't believe in fate or destiny. I believe in various degrees of hatred, paranoia,...

I don't believe in fate or destiny. I believe in various degrees of hatred, paranoia,...

Music is the arithmetic of sounds as optics is the geometry of light.

Music is the arithmetic of sounds as optics is the geometry of light.