Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

Quote by Blake Clark

Topics: Army Quotes, Funny Quotes

It is essential to persuade the soldier that those he is being urged to massacre...

It is essential to persuade the soldier that those he is being urged to massacre...

A standing army is one of the greatest mischief that can possibly happen

A standing army is one of the greatest mischief that can possibly happen

A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an...

A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an...

If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.

If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.

They are playing politics with this issue, and sending mixed signals to our troops and...

They are playing politics with this issue, and sending mixed signals to our troops and...

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I...

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I...

I believe anything is possible. Research into quantum physics proves that a system changes simply...

I believe anything is possible. Research into quantum physics proves that a system changes simply...

Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color...

Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color...

Army life was rough. Would you believe it, they actually wanted me to pitch three...

Army life was rough. Would you believe it, they actually wanted me to pitch three...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

When armies are mobilized and issues joined, the man who is sorry over the fact...

When armies are mobilized and issues joined, the man who is sorry over the fact...

Every army in the history of the world has always had some deserters, usually much...

Every army in the history of the world has always had some deserters, usually much...

We call Japanese soldiers fanatics when they die rather than surrender, whereas American soldiers who...

We call Japanese soldiers fanatics when they die rather than surrender, whereas American soldiers who...

We try to rehabilitate most people, but if you have set fire to Chicago, we...

We try to rehabilitate most people, but if you have set fire to Chicago, we...

An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions...

An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions...

I wouldnt brag too much about this one because its so small, but its still...

I wouldnt brag too much about this one because its so small, but its still...

No nation ever had an army large enough to guarantee it against attack in time...

No nation ever had an army large enough to guarantee it against attack in time...

American youth tend to have tattoos now. The demographic is changing. If a kid is...

American youth tend to have tattoos now. The demographic is changing. If a kid is...

You cant get too much winter in the winter.

You cant get too much winter in the winter.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...