The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

Topics: Best Friend Quotes, Funny Quotes

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment...

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment...

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - It's made for the losers

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - It's made for the losers

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

Love is the wild card of existence.

Love is the wild card of existence.

Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there.

Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there.

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.