The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

Topics: Best Friend Quotes, Funny Quotes

Love is the wild card of existence.

Love is the wild card of existence.

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in...

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in...

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...

He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...