Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes

Hunger is the best pickle.

Hunger is the best pickle.

Pride is said to be the last vice the good man gets clear of

Pride is said to be the last vice the good man gets clear of

Excess in all other Things whatever, as well as in Meat and Drink, is also...

Excess in all other Things whatever, as well as in Meat and Drink, is also...

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment...

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment...

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

A lie stands on one leg, truth on two

A lie stands on one leg, truth on two

Happiness consists more in the small conveniences of pleasures that occur every day, than in...

Happiness consists more in the small conveniences of pleasures that occur every day, than in...

The discontented man finds no easy chair.

The discontented man finds no easy chair.

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.

Poverty wants some things, Luxury many things, Avarice all things

Poverty wants some things, Luxury many things, Avarice all things

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Revelation, indeed, as such had no influence on my mind

Revelation, indeed, as such had no influence on my mind

Trouble knocked on the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.

Trouble knocked on the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and...

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and...

Each year one vicious habit rooted out, in time might make the worst man good...

Each year one vicious habit rooted out, in time might make the worst man good...

In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top

In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.

Deny Self for Self's sake

Deny Self for Self's sake

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each...

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each...

Be assured those will be thy worst enemies, not to whom thou hast done evil,...

Be assured those will be thy worst enemies, not to whom thou hast done evil,...

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.