If you have anything to tell me of importance, for God's sake begin at the end

Quote by Sara Jeannette Duncan

Topics: God Quotes

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

I dont like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

I dont like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...

If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its...

If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its...

Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; And every little absence is an...

Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; And every little absence is an...

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which...

It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which...

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

If you're not going to tell me your secret, don't tell me you have one.

If you're not going to tell me your secret, don't tell me you have one.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it...

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it...

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

In an age in which the media broadcast countless pieces of foolishness, the educated man...

In an age in which the media broadcast countless pieces of foolishness, the educated man...

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss...

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss...

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter and grow sad....

I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter and grow sad....