Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Topics: Courage Quotes, Humor Quotes, Laughter Quotes

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible...

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible...

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert...

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert...

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come...

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come...

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a...

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

In an age in which the media broadcast countless pieces of foolishness, the educated man...

In an age in which the media broadcast countless pieces of foolishness, the educated man...

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

I work until beer oclock.

I work until beer oclock.

Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today....

Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today....

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could...

All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could...