Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.

Quote by Lynn Johnston

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sleep Quotes

Only a couple of times have I ever been to church and felt enlightened by...

Only a couple of times have I ever been to church and felt enlightened by...

People never knew we were poor, but out of that poverty came the most incredible...

People never knew we were poor, but out of that poverty came the most incredible...

That's what my mother did. And my father was the first person she'd met who...

That's what my mother did. And my father was the first person she'd met who...

The most profound statements are often said in silence.

The most profound statements are often said in silence.

My brother was a great audience, and if he liked the picture, he would laugh...

My brother was a great audience, and if he liked the picture, he would laugh...

Sure, I've had some bad times, but everybody does. But people don't get to talk...

Sure, I've had some bad times, but everybody does. But people don't get to talk...

You think about child abuse and you think of a father viciously attacking a daughter...

You think about child abuse and you think of a father viciously attacking a daughter...

My mother was a very literate person who had educated herself. She had an exceptional...

My mother was a very literate person who had educated herself. She had an exceptional...

No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.

No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.