It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thats Renaissance, FRENCH for re-birth. Re-nais-sance. And thats why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle of FrItaly.

Quote by Eddie Izzard

Topics: Comedy Quotes, Philosophy Quotes

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of...

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of...

So my choice is 'Or Death?

So my choice is 'Or Death?

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I'm a one-man idiot.

I'm a one-man idiot.

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music...

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music...

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

[Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand [Speaking] NOT a good idea,...

[Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand [Speaking] NOT a good idea,...

We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; its a sort of detective...

We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; its a sort of detective...

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, Oh, my God! What...

I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, Oh, my God! What...

In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, Let there be Light. And there...

In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, Let there be Light. And there...

We turn toward God only to obtain the impossible.

We turn toward God only to obtain the impossible.

The Lord gave, and the Lord has taken away; blessed be the name of the...

The Lord gave, and the Lord has taken away; blessed be the name of the...