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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
#Funny
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#Life
Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of...
#Life
So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain...
#Famous
We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; its a sort of detective...
#Television
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then...
#Government
I'm a one-man idiot.
#Funny
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#Putdowns
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
#Eddie Izzard
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music...
#Eddie Izzard
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
#Eddie Izzard
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
#Eddie Izzard
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
#Eddie Izzard
I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, Oh, my God! What...
#God
So my choice is 'Or Death?
#Death
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then...
#Eddie Izzard
You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...
#War
You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...
#Eddie Izzard
Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...
#Comedy
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#Philosophy
Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...
#Humor
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