Quotes by Eddie Izzard

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

#Funny, #Life

I'm a one-man idiot.

#Funny, #Putdowns

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then...

#Government

We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; its a sort of detective...

#Television

So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain...

#Famous

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of...

#Life

So my choice is 'Or Death?

#Death

I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, Oh, my God! What...

#God

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

#Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

#Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

#Eddie Izzard

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music...

#Eddie Izzard