Eddie Izzard – Quotes Lover

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music...

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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music...

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then...

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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then...

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...

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You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...

Never put a sock in a toaster.

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Never put a sock in a toaster.