Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises.

Quote by John Dobbin

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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

I see a lot of change, a lot of opportunity. We're not just talking about...

I see a lot of change, a lot of opportunity. We're not just talking about...

What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in...

What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in...

Kids are taking PCs and the Internet to new heights. They're the ones that are...

Kids are taking PCs and the Internet to new heights. They're the ones that are...

The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply...

The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply...

We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of...

We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen...

The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen...

Rittner's Computer Law: Never argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by...

Rittner's Computer Law: Never argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by...

If you use the original World Wide Web program, you never see a URL or...

If you use the original World Wide Web program, you never see a URL or...

I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my...

I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my...

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone...

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone...

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

My little sisters password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto' I asked her why...she said...

My little sisters password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto' I asked her why...she said...

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com...

A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com...

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...

More negatives write than call. It's a cheap shot for me to go on the...

More negatives write than call. It's a cheap shot for me to go on the...

Unlike productions in the other arts, all television shows are born to destroy two other...

Unlike productions in the other arts, all television shows are born to destroy two other...