Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises.

Quote by John Dobbin

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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set,...

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set,...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct