Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises.

Quote by John Dobbin

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In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on...

I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on...