Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises.

Quote by John Dobbin

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In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com...

A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com...

The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen...

The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen...

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a...

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.

The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.

It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not...

It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not...

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very...

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very...

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

I'm not computer literate. I e-mail. I know how to get on the Web, but...

I'm not computer literate. I e-mail. I know how to get on the Web, but...

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is...

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is...

Today, you always know whether you are on the Internet or on your PC's hard...

Today, you always know whether you are on the Internet or on your PC's hard...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...