In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

Quote by John Dobbin

Topics: Bed Quotes, Sex Quotes

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Unfortunately, it seems that the way Usenet is set up, women are the zebras, and...

Unfortunately, it seems that the way Usenet is set up, women are the zebras, and...

Be an explorer...read, surf the internet, visit customers, enjoy arts, watch children play...do anything to...

Be an explorer...read, surf the internet, visit customers, enjoy arts, watch children play...do anything to...

Rittner's Computer Law: Never argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by...

Rittner's Computer Law: Never argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by...

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.

Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same...

Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same...

Today, you always know whether you are on the Internet or on your PC's hard...

Today, you always know whether you are on the Internet or on your PC's hard...

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.

I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows.

I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows.

The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place...

The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place...

The day I made that statement, [about the inventing the internet] I was tired because...

The day I made that statement, [about the inventing the internet] I was tired because...

We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.

We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.

My little sisters password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto' I asked her why...she said...

My little sisters password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto' I asked her why...she said...

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

What is a Web year now, about three months? And when people can browse around,...

What is a Web year now, about three months? And when people can browse around,...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!