In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

Quote by John Dobbin

Topics: Bed Quotes, Sex Quotes

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...