In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

Quote by John Dobbin

Topics: Bed Quotes, Sex Quotes

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.

In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.