I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.

Quote by Jamie Lee Curtis

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

Kids are going to try drugs and alcohol; that's part of society.

Kids are going to try drugs and alcohol; that's part of society.

I've been happily married to Chris for almost 20 years.

I've been happily married to Chris for almost 20 years.

I've been in showbusiness all my life, but as an actress I have never been...

I've been in showbusiness all my life, but as an actress I have never been...

Hollywood is the backdrop of my family, and I know that the movie business is...

Hollywood is the backdrop of my family, and I know that the movie business is...

All the work built my fame and certainly made me more money, but the toll...

All the work built my fame and certainly made me more money, but the toll...

I'm a layperson. I barely got out of high school. I have no business telling...

I'm a layperson. I barely got out of high school. I have no business telling...

I think I felt that I was very well known for my figure and needed...

I think I felt that I was very well known for my figure and needed...

So, am I friendly with my daughter and her friends? Yes. Am I their friend?...

So, am I friendly with my daughter and her friends? Yes. Am I their friend?...

Being an actor, you are recognized for being somebody else, whereas these books are distilled...

Being an actor, you are recognized for being somebody else, whereas these books are distilled...

The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people.

The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people.

I work with The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University. I...

I work with The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University. I...

If you just watch a teenager, you see a lot of uncertainty.

If you just watch a teenager, you see a lot of uncertainty.

If I'm honest I don't think the world would miss me if I never acted...

If I'm honest I don't think the world would miss me if I never acted...

I used to dream of being normal. For me, if Kirk Douglas walked into the...

I used to dream of being normal. For me, if Kirk Douglas walked into the...

My deal was that they would use a full-length picture of me in my underwear...

My deal was that they would use a full-length picture of me in my underwear...

Well, I could do it for a day, but I wouldn't want to be a...

Well, I could do it for a day, but I wouldn't want to be a...

Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself...

Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself...

I think happiness comes from self-acceptance. We all try different things, and we find some...

I think happiness comes from self-acceptance. We all try different things, and we find some...

My marriage? Up to now everything's okay. But it's a real marriage - imperfect and...

My marriage? Up to now everything's okay. But it's a real marriage - imperfect and...