I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.

Quote by Jamie Lee Curtis

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

It was during a cosmetic procedure that I first had painkillers.

It was during a cosmetic procedure that I first had painkillers.

I was doing a children's book on self-esteem, and I really felt like I wanted...

I was doing a children's book on self-esteem, and I really felt like I wanted...

So, am I friendly with my daughter and her friends? Yes. Am I their friend?...

So, am I friendly with my daughter and her friends? Yes. Am I their friend?...

Hollywood is the backdrop of my family, and I know that the movie business is...

Hollywood is the backdrop of my family, and I know that the movie business is...

Kids are going to try drugs and alcohol; that's part of society.

Kids are going to try drugs and alcohol; that's part of society.

I thought, while they're up and firm, why not shoot them once or twice.

I thought, while they're up and firm, why not shoot them once or twice.

My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage....

My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage....

I've always put my family first and that's just the way it is.

I've always put my family first and that's just the way it is.

Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself...

Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself...

I used to dream of being normal. For me, if Kirk Douglas walked into the...

I used to dream of being normal. For me, if Kirk Douglas walked into the...

I've been happily married to Chris for almost 20 years.

I've been happily married to Chris for almost 20 years.

All the work built my fame and certainly made me more money, but the toll...

All the work built my fame and certainly made me more money, but the toll...

And I was ashamed of myself for feeling like I had to do that in...

And I was ashamed of myself for feeling like I had to do that in...

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

Now all of a sudden I'm so less interested in pretending to be a lot...

Now all of a sudden I'm so less interested in pretending to be a lot...

I talk too much.

I talk too much.

Actually, the books were never a planned career path.

Actually, the books were never a planned career path.

I try to go to the gym three times a week. And I have to...

I try to go to the gym three times a week. And I have to...

The parameters are such that I don't get offered a lot of work. I'm sure...

The parameters are such that I don't get offered a lot of work. I'm sure...

I think my capacity to change has given me tremendous happiness, because who I am...

I think my capacity to change has given me tremendous happiness, because who I am...