It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.

Quote by Truman Capote

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

No one will ever know what 'In Cold Blood' took out of me. It scraped...

No one will ever know what 'In Cold Blood' took out of me. It scraped...

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.

Writing has laws of perspective, of light and shade just as painting does, or music....

Writing has laws of perspective, of light and shade just as painting does, or music....

She is pure Alice in Wonderland, and her appearance and demeanor are a nicely judged...

She is pure Alice in Wonderland, and her appearance and demeanor are a nicely judged...

It is the want to know the end that makes us believe in God, or...

It is the want to know the end that makes us believe in God, or...

It isn't writing at all - it's typing

It isn't writing at all - it's typing

It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of...

It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of...

A conversation is a dialogue, not a monologue. That's why there are so few good...

A conversation is a dialogue, not a monologue. That's why there are so few good...

All literature is gossip.

All literature is gossip.

I like to talk on TV about those things that aren't worth writing about.

I like to talk on TV about those things that aren't worth writing about.

I got this idea of doing a really serious big work-it would be precisely like...

I got this idea of doing a really serious big work-it would be precisely like...

When I think about how good my book could be, I can hardly breathe.

When I think about how good my book could be, I can hardly breathe.

When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. , Answered Prayers (Unspoiled Monsters).

When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. , Answered Prayers (Unspoiled Monsters).

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

Sometimes when I think how good my book can be, I can hardly breathe.

Sometimes when I think how good my book can be, I can hardly breathe.

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a...

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a...

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were...

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were...

The quietness of his tone italicized the malice of his reply.

The quietness of his tone italicized the malice of his reply.

Conversation is the art of speaking without thinking.

Conversation is the art of speaking without thinking.

That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy...

That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy...