Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line for the whole day.
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Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.
Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.
Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on...
Get off Facebook while in church.
The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...
The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.
When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.
'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.
Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...
Music is the arithmetic of sounds as optics is the geometry of light.
Ah music....a magic far beyond anything done here.
I began to write more songs when I had more time, especially when we began...